The mangatron is getting married!

Houki, my love.

I will follow you to the ends of the earth. Even the Mariana Trenches.

I will love you from the top of my heart to the bottom of my heart.

I will hold you, and caress you. As long as you leg scissor me, that is.

No matter how many times you beat me with your wooden sword, I will
never hate you for it. Just don't hit my sweets.

When we're fighting an enemy, I will take a bullet for you with my
Tabane-wedding gift custom built I.S., even if it kills me.

We WILL have kids. If we have a boy, I will not name him Ichika. If we
have a girl, I will name her Shirley. You know, after the 501st
Squadron girl, not... never mind.

In sickness, and in health, for queen and country.

Houki. Will you marry me?

Leaked audio recording of the mangatron's proposal:
http://www.4shared.com/audio/EVCEuALA/Mangatrons_marriage_to_Houki1.html

Oh bugger, I'm in for it now lol...

Please do not ask about the diamond ring. And I know there's only 1 Mariana Trench, but I kinda wanted to cover the others, while name dropping the most well known one. That and... I'm tired of re-takes :P Oh, and can anyone guess the hilariousness of Houki's reply? Just basic Japanese skill is needed there to see the sad conclusion to my one-sided love XD